Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:
life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”
This girl is insane, I think
> It gets stranger and stranger as it goes.
> Her neighbors must hate her.
Six-Word Stories That Are Absolutely Heart-Breaking
OH MY GOD.
Ten in the mornin and i’m skipping breakfast
And drinking a beverage to ignore it all
'Cause ignorance is bliss and I've come to embrace it
It’s all overrated
Except drugs and alcohol
most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
there’s a tool for that
I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?
"i’m so hungry i could eat a hoRSE….’s portion of pasta"
— Michael Faudet (via yourlifeisyourmessage)
- “Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like...”
Calabria 2007 | Enur (Feat. Natasja)