July 27, 2014

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July 26, 2014


I wish I had a swimmer’s body

on top of mine

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July 26, 2014
Can I skip to the point in life when I get to wake up next to you everyday.

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July 26, 2014


Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:


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July 26, 2014


life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

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July 26, 2014


This girl is insane, I think

> It gets stranger and stranger as it goes.

> Her neighbors must hate her.

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July 25, 2014



Six-Word Stories That Are Absolutely Heart-Breaking


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July 25, 2014

Ten in the mornin and i’m skipping breakfast
And drinking a beverage to ignore it all
'Cause ignorance is bliss and I've come to embrace it
It’s all overrated
Except drugs and alcohol

(Source: gnarlymusic, via fraternalclassics)

July 25, 2014





most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

"i’m so hungry i could eat a hoRSE….’s portion of pasta"

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July 25, 2014
"Do you know what really turns me on? What I find incredibly sexy? Kindness."

— Michael Faudet (via yourlifeisyourmessage)

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